L is for Lance Lunis (and "LONG time since last post")

...Oh, yeah! I remember this blog! Why hasn't this been touched in a while? Oh, wait. It was my turn to make a post last time, wasn't it? Oops. Guess I finally remembered, huh? The blog got a big surge of traffic recently because of a mention of it on the Shirtless Superheroes blog (after I suggested a post idea), so I thought it was time to dust off the cobwebs and get back to posting. Better extremely late than never.

The first post in over a year features a huge hunk from Sym-Bionic Titan... A show that really shouldn't have been forgotten or even cancelled so early (damn Cartoon Network). Out of protest of that injustice, this guy is also one of the lookers featured in the blog's banner. It took me until now to finally make a post for him, but here he is... Lance Lunis!

In the first episode, "Escape to Sherman High," Lance is hot enough to gain a lot of popularity on his first day of school. It's his first day because he's really a humanoid alien from the planet Galaluna, hiding from an enemy alien race that invaded that planet.

These are his teammates from Galaluna, who are posing as his family (the big one named Newton actually being a robot named Octus). They're much less popular at school then Lance, but Ilana (the girl) doesn't seem to give a care in this picture.

 In the following episode, "Neighbors in Disguise," the "family" (with Octus also posing as a dad) set up their new hideout in a perfectly normal-looking suburban house. Too bad they themselves don't know much about the Earth standard of normal yet.

Lance was assigned to protect Ilana by her own dad, the King of Galaluna. That's right, she's a princess. With her being such a huge target for their home planet's invaders, Lance is super over-protective of her.

See? So is Octus. If she wasn't so annoyed by this, she might stop to appreciate the feel of Lance's muscular arms... I know I would.

He's even hot enough to be mistaken as Ilana's boyfriend by their new neighbor! Ilana has to clarify that he's her "brother," so the neighbor's disappointed that she can't have any of that!

(BTW, she wouldn't anyway. The creator, the great Genndy Tartakovsky, said Lance and Ilana wouldn't end up together because he wanted to avoid that cliché. Tough luck, shippers.)

Continuing with Lance's over-protective nature, here he is chasing after Ilana, who just wants time to herself at the mall, like most girls her age.

And now, let us stop to appreciate Lance's gorgeous flowing hair...

Weird how he has the long hair and his "sister" has the short hair... Guess Genndy wanted to avoid that cliché, too...

Although I'm saving the shirtless stuff for Lance's next post, it's already obvious that he's in insanely good shape. This sequence is a good example of that, as he parkours after the bus Ilana's riding in like nobody's business!

I'd show more pics of his run, but a lot of shots have him too far away for us to see a lot of good hunky detail...

...And some are too close.

Fortunately, there's enough flowing hair to make up for it.

And now we see his rape face? I love this sequence!

At last, he caught up to her!

...But she's not too happy about it. Yes, even a dreamboat like Lance can have funny faces.

"Hey Lance, the Jerk Store called. They're running out of you. ...Go see them on the second floor up there."

Can I also point out how his shirt barely fits over his muscles? His pecs are usually stretching it out! Even here, the shirt's trying to stick itself between them! It's living the dream...

Still, even with his over-protective nature, Lance means well. Sadly, it takes Ilana until the end of this episode to see that.

I'll use this charming image as a bookend to this post. Lance should be back on this blog very soon... Sans the shirt!

C is for Commissions

Hola fellow animated guys enthusiasts. Digiharrison here! Tomorrow's the big day the world hits 2012 and I just figured why not share all the great guy commissions I received this year like this one of Takamatsu from my good buddy Coonfoot. We finally get to see that heartthrob Takamatsu without his pants. Coon did a great job capturing the anime style wouldn't ya say? It was definitely worth the wait! Now let's move on to the other great guys!

This was a commission from an artist named Laskex21. She drew Wyatt from 6teen relaxing on the beach looking totally hot. For those of you who are fans of the show you might recall those same briefs in the episode "Oops I dialed again". Only this time we something better than a phone in them =P

This was a commission from we7 who got his account hacked earlier in the year. I wanted him to draw Sakura from an anime called "Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro Chan" since there isn't a lot of good art of him. So what inspired this you asked? All can be explained here.

Last one. Sure it may not be hot like the others but this was a very special gift for a very special friend of mine, eccentricass, who cosplays Harley Quinn while her boyfriend did the Joker. Unfortunately he lost a battle with cancer this year and it just devastated eccentricass. So I asked my friend Dragonhorse10 to draw her a picture of one of her boyfriend's poses as the Joker. He did a pretty good job too. Here's the original pose. Alright people that's it for this year! See you all in 2012 with more hot animated guy goodness. Later check out Forgotten Toon Girls for a similar post! ;)

T is for Takamatsu (Mega-post)

So the last two posts of Takamatsu weren't enough for you? Well fear not as I have come to the rescue with a mega-post of topless goodness! This first pic right here should give you a good idea of what's so come. So put on your sunglasses cause it's about to get hot in here!

What you were expecting a Nazi reference? For shame! >:(

Check it. His chest is so hot it makes baseballs burn. Oh how I long to be squeezed by this guy until every drop of blood in my body runs down to my...well you know =P

Gotta love how he sparkles in almost every scene he has.

I'm imagining him in a black speedo by looking at this...nah I gotta really see him in one before I turn to that point.

I bet you're wondering the purpose of this episode of Angel Beats! Well truth is I could care less as all I'm focused on is Takamatsu.

Why do glasses make hotties look even hotter?

Looks like he's posing for his own Mortal Kombat character screen.

Gotta love how he's drawn like this in every shot compared to the other guys.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't think that was his butt crack.

Now he's acting like he's in a love scene (I guess)

"Why would pick him over me?!"

"I'm too sexy to dump!"

Oh sure now they pay attention.

Who asked you Trollestia?

I bet your wondering what that tension meter is for. Again I could care less.

More acting.

Too much chaos, not enough eyes on Takamatsu. I think the blue haired guy in the back has the right idea.

His backside is excellent!

And now he's flexing!

"I'm too sexy for this towel!"

So using it as nunchucks is a better idea!

He's gonna go Tak-fu on your ass!

Time for a race.

Wow he looks better in this shot!

And this one!

Baseball anyone? I call Takamatsu on my team!

Even he's obsessed with his body!

Do you even care about the situation in these pictures?

Rotation.

Fans. Now all of them are shirtless! I still say Takamatsu beats them all.

And now....I don't know. 

And that's the end. Don't worry they aren't dead. Just tired. Now if you'll excuse me I must acquire Takamatsu's pants before he wakes up~