Sunday, October 23, 2011

T is for Takamatsu (Mega-post)

So the last two posts of Takamatsu weren't enough for you? Well fear not as I have come to the rescue with a mega-post of topless goodness! This first pic right here should give you a good idea of what's so come. So put on your sunglasses cause it's about to get hot in here!

What you were expecting a Nazi reference? For shame! >:(

Check it. His chest is so hot it makes baseballs burn. Oh how I long to be squeezed by this guy until every drop of blood in my body runs down to my...well you know =P

Gotta love how he sparkles in almost every scene he has.

I'm imagining him in a black speedo by looking at this...nah I gotta really see him in one before I turn to that point.

I bet you're wondering the purpose of this episode of Angel Beats! Well truth is I could care less as all I'm focused on is Takamatsu.

Why do glasses make hotties look even hotter?

Looks like he's posing for his own Mortal Kombat character screen.

Gotta love how he's drawn like this in every shot compared to the other guys.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't think that was his butt crack.

Now he's acting like he's in a love scene (I guess)

"Why would pick him over me?!"

"I'm too sexy to dump!"

Oh sure now they pay attention.

Who asked you Trollestia?

I bet your wondering what that tension meter is for. Again I could care less.

More acting.

Too much chaos, not enough eyes on Takamatsu. I think the blue haired guy in the back has the right idea.

His backside is excellent!

And now he's flexing!

"I'm too sexy for this towel!"

So using it as nunchucks is a better idea!

He's gonna go Tak-fu on your ass!

Time for a race.

Wow he looks better in this shot!

And this one!

Baseball anyone? I call Takamatsu on my team!

Even he's obsessed with his body!

Do you even care about the situation in these pictures?


Fans. Now all of them are shirtless! I still say Takamatsu beats them all.

And now....I don't know. 

And that's the end. Don't worry they aren't dead. Just tired. Now if you'll excuse me I must acquire Takamatsu's pants before he wakes up~

Saturday, October 15, 2011

R is for Raymond (Musclegrowth edition)

Yeah, we're back to this one-time hunk from Totally Spies! Why? Well, the last time we saw him, we were right in the middle of his steamy performance at a bodybuilding competition. The reason I saved the rest of his shirtless glory for another post is that this is the part where things get more... Kinky.

You see, even though it's a kids show, the spy girls have faced a fair share of "fetish fuel" moments: Torn clothing, shrinking, various water tortures, tightening clothing, weight gain, and even muscle growth. Now it's time for a guy in the show to experience muscle growth!
Hey, someone will think it's hot. Even I do to an extent. I'll just post the shots where Raymond's face isn't too creepy (that's the extent I was talking about).
This is him right before it mysteriously happens to him. I just want to savor the last few shirtless moments of his normal bod... If that was even normal to begin with. He's an unnaturally ripped teenage stud!
 ...And there we go.
 One side-effect to all of this is that it makes his really aggressive, so he proceeds to throw the other bodybuilders offstage. That's one way to eliminate the competition...
 Not even the girls are safe from his tossing power!
 If you haven't guessed by a lot of stuff I post, I'm a sucker for beefy guys. They're the only king of guys that make me bi-curious. In fact, just individual shots of their ripped body parts get me a little hot.
 I bet Alex wanted to "ride" on Raymond already, but not like this!
 Screw this!
 Hul--er... Raymond SMASH!

Later, when he gets to the villain's lair...
 A-ha! Those energy bars that I told you to ignore last time! That's what's making him grow! All part of the villain's plan to do away with all bodybuilders other than himself: An ironic punishment of gaining muscle until they blow up!
 Hmm... Chocolate energy bars that make you the opposite of fat? If it weren't for the crankiness and the risk of exploding, I'd so try to look for those!
 Raymond's in the final stages of blowing-up-itude! But...
 Surprise Clover!
She manages to seal with pie-hole (or bar hole, in this case) so he won't eat anymore! Phew! He lives to be sexy another day! ...As soon as those bars wear off.

I just want to make a note to my fellow poster here, Digiharrison, that Alex actually takes some of those bars to gain muscle and stop the villain. I know he's a fan of Alex and maybe that would be interesting enough for him to make a post about that in his Forgotten Toon Girls blog!